|1 I get into the crate and Pippa nails down the lid.
Inside, I place a bit of formica over my middle.
2 Pippa saws down onto the formica. The wood in the centre has been replaced by strips
of insulation board to make it easier to saw through.
3 Pippa pulls saw out for a moment, as if exhausted, and I arch my back.
4 Pippa slots the saw back in, this time under my body. I help to guide it out
the other side.
5 Pippa finishes sawing - the box falls apart, and I squirt tomato ketchup